

William Glover's illustration of the proposed 'Straightening of the Clyde' (Glasgow Museums)
In any alphabet, ‘X’ is always the awkward letter. So, a few ‘tales from the riverbank’ that don’t quite fit under any other heading …
Wide As The Clyde
James Henry Roger (1839-1913) was a well-known figure in late 1800s Glasgow - a founding member of Clydesdale Amateur Rowing Club, wine merchant, owner and founder of Rogano’s restaurant, partial funder of the West Boathouse and a man on a mission to eradicate meanders. Roger believed the bends in the Clyde, particularly the tight turn at Fleshers Haugh on Glasgow Green, was inhibiting the growth of rowing in Glasgow. Long, narrow rowing boats are difficult to steer and rowers prefer straight lines. To accommodate this (so Roger claimed), Clyde boats were built slightly shorter than other boats of the time, giving the home teams an unfair advantage and making visiting clubs reluctant to attend regattas on the Clyde.
In a letter to the North British Daily Mail in October 1899, he put forward his case for ‘Straightening the Clyde’ by diverting the river through the eastern end of Glasgow Green and infilling the old river channel. This would create a mile-long, straight racing course, which, he claimed, would benefit more than just the rowers - the increased scour in the river would help maintain the banks downstream; the old bed of the river would be partly infilled and landscaped to create safe bathing and skating ponds; and a series of more convenient crossing points, boulevards and gardens would be built. He commissioned artist (and director of the Theatre Royal) William Glover to create a birds-eye view of his proposed scheme, (now in Glasgow Museums Collection).
The scheme was backed by Bailie Chisholm (later Lord Provost) who proposed it to Glasgow Corporation in the mid-1890s. Others were less enamoured, citing the expense and risk involved. There was also resistance from landowners along the riverbanks, including The Corporation. Rogers stated: “‘When I suggested this scheme to the ‘People’s Tribune’, the late Bailie James Martin, many years ago, he said, ‘Na na, the East-Enders are not going to give away half their Green to the South-Siders’.”
When Roger died in 1913, he left a substantial estate valued at £40k (around 5 million). A sizeable chunk of that fortune was left to Glasgow Corporation on the condition that they initiated his scheme within 5 years of his death. The Corporation never took him up on the offer and the river remains resolutely bendy.
Rowers eventually got their poker straight racing course at Strathclyde Park in 1975 with the creation of the artificial Strathclyde Loch. The loch was created by diverting the River Clyde and flooding the low lying area to the east. The original course of the river follows the eastern side of the loch.
Many will not be aware that as they glide over the surface of the loch, they are rowing over the flooded remains of the old mining village of Bothwellhaugh. Largely abandoned by the 1960s, the village was sacrificed along with Bothwellhaugh Roman fort and bathhouse (later rebuilt further east).
Napoleon’s Prize Money
In 1856, the Glasgow Regatta Club secretary, James Banks McNeil, asked various foreign royals for donations to the contest’s prize-money fund. The French emperor, Napoleon III, generously sent £50, which was spent on the ‘Emperor’s Cup’, and the event’s title was upgraded to ‘Glasgow Royal Regatta.’ As with anything involving old rivals, outrage and ‘trolling’ aren’t new. Edinburgh mocked Glasgow, ‘crouching … to beg’; the English clubs sneered at the ‘mere boating concern running small gigs’, ‘false pretences’, the ‘muddy river’, and the Lord Provost was ‘very displeased [at such] impertinence’. The Club hastily donated to French charities, but the council still withheld their prize funding for several years. Glasgow’s civic pride and national image was all-important.

Harvie's Dyke, from James Cowan's 'From Glasgow's Treasure Chest'
The Battle of Harvey's Dyke - reclaiming rights to the riverbank
Thomas Harvey (or Harvie) was a whisky distiller who bought the estate of Westthorn in Dalmarnock, with grounds extending down to the river. A public right of way ran along the north riverbank but Harvey built walls to block access and preserve his privacy. Local people were, understandably, very upset. In 1822, protestors gathered from Parkhead, Dalmarnock and Bridgeton and they set about destroying one of the walls with picks and hammers. Several were arrested by dragoons dispatched from the army barracks at Gallowgate. A legal dispute ensued and Harvey was eventually banned from denying people access to the path by the Court of Session. A medal was issued in 1829 celebrating the court case win.
‘The Bored Game – play at regattas while marooned on a boat!’
Although women couldn’t enter actual races, this 1850s board game was advertised as suitable for ‘ladies and gentlemen’ to play ‘in the drawing room … or when becalmed at sea’, and approved by the Royal Northern Yacht Club. Players moved tiny model boats around islands and markers on the Clyde, negotiating tacking, storms and shipwrecks – while keeping dry. The game was expensive, £3/10/-, available in the ‘Fancy Emporium’ in Buchanan St.